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#1 2012-06-25 19:41:03

777w
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fortune cookie fortunes

sometimes fortunes from fortune cookies are cheesy or boring
sometimes they say "☺a carrot a day may keep cancer away☺"
discuss fortunes from fortune cookies, whether they be bland and useless or absolutely ridiculous

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#2 2012-06-25 19:47:11

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

there so bizarre

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#3 2012-06-25 19:49:46

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

They're all ridiculous, there are no fortune cookies in China where we claim there are. I've always found that funny, we create funny things as Americans that aren't even accurate. When I went to China the first time, I expected to see them everywhere, when in reality they didn't know what they were.  tongue


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#4 2012-06-25 22:17:00

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

Yeah, fortune cookies were invented in California, I think. In China, they're pretty rare.

They are delicious, though  big_smile


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#5 2012-06-26 00:14:31

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

we dont get many over here  sad


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#6 2012-06-26 05:08:31

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

Agentpieface wrote:

we dont get many over here  sad


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#7 2012-06-26 05:13:29

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

trinary wrote:

Agentpieface wrote:

we dont get many over here  sad

do you go to chinese buffets

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#8 2012-06-26 05:14:55

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

777w wrote:

trinary wrote:

Agentpieface wrote:

we dont get many over here  sad

do you go to chinese buffets

No...


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#9 2012-06-26 05:15:58

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

trinary wrote:

777w wrote:

trinary wrote:


do you go to chinese buffets

No...

well theres your problem

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#10 2012-06-26 12:21:20

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

once my friend got a furtune saying he would fall down the stairs and he did ! lol  smile


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#11 2012-06-26 13:36:54

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

I once got a very accurate one saying "You may prosper in the field of wacky inventions".  tongue


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#12 2012-06-26 15:47:49

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

My fortunes are never anything interesting, usually just many clever re-phrases of "you will be successful in this and that."

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#13 2012-06-26 15:49:59

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

im disappointed nobody has commented on "a carrot a day keeps cancer away"
that one was so ridiculous we put it up on our fridge

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#14 2012-06-26 16:11:04

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

I don't really care for the fortunes. However, the fortune cookies themselves are some of the best tasting things I've ever had. Well, at least the ones I got.


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#15 2012-06-26 16:29:23

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

777w wrote:

trinary wrote:

777w wrote:


do you go to chinese buffets

No...

well theres your problem

we don't get many chinese buffets either


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#16 2012-06-26 16:43:43

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

My brother, even when he was little, liked Pokemon. Once, he got a fortune saying that he would never fight another battle in his life.  lol

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#17 2012-06-26 17:10:58

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

Cozyhut3 wrote:

My brother, even when he was little, liked Pokemon. Once, he got a fortune saying that he would never fight a another battle in his life.  lol

lol

Never eaten one. :s


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#18 2012-06-26 19:05:55

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

I've gotten so really weird ones.

"Don't forget to get takeout"


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#19 2012-06-26 19:44:29

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

777w wrote:

sometimes fortunes from fortune cookies are cheesy or boring
sometimes they say "☺a carrot a day may keep cancer away☺"
discuss fortunes from fortune cookies, whether they be bland and useless or absolutely ridiculous

I think I got that one once. I actually thought it was pretty normal.

The two strangest ones I got were "You will receive a fortune (cookie)" and "What is the speed of dark?" The "What is the speed of dark?" fortune was kind of an unusual fortune for me since it came from one of those uncommon dark-colored fortune cookies.


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#20 2012-06-26 19:47:40

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

cheddargirl wrote:

777w wrote:

sometimes fortunes from fortune cookies are cheesy or boring
sometimes they say "☺a carrot a day may keep cancer away☺"
discuss fortunes from fortune cookies, whether they be bland and useless or absolutely ridiculous

I think I got that one once. I actually thought it was pretty normal.

The two strangest ones I got were "You will receive a fortune (cookie)" and "What is the speed of dark?" The "What is the speed of dark?" fortune was kind of an unusual fortune for me since it came from one of those uncommon dark-colored fortune cookies.

i just thought that the fortune was pretty funny, because nobody actually says that
"what is the speed of dark" isnt a fortune so much as it is a question

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#21 2012-06-26 20:05:01

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

My dad and sister always get funny ones.

Dad- "True love is 5kt. of Gold"
Sister- "God will give you anything you want" [Turns out she lost it]


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#22 2012-07-09 02:06:01

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

just realised this is a duplicate http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=88033


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#23 2012-07-09 04:01:15

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Re: fortune cookie fortunes

Sorry - but this is a duplicate of an existing topic.  Please use the existing topic so the conversation stays organized.  Thanks!


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